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Anthony Johnson You have to understand, the first thing they do, the people who want to control the goddamn show, is they write a simple script. And in the story
Explore raw, unfiltered reflections on life, loss, identity, and love. From monogamy to madness, these real-life stories pull no punches — and they just might hit home.

Anthony Johnson You have to understand, the first thing they do, the people who want to control the goddamn show, is they write a simple script. And in the story

I had this rancher named Darren. A good, simple sonofabitch with a square head and that quiet, sun-baked sadness you see in men who’ve been married too long. He had

The last time I saw my Uncle Lee alive, I was pissing on a bush at a golf course. A beautiful, sunny, and completely respectable afternoon, and I’m just watering

So there I was in Sedona, a goddamn refugee from my own life, trying to be “spiritual.” I was on a quest, remember? A quest for… something. Peace. A quiet

You have to understand, this “woke” shit, this beautiful, toxic, and completely insane virus that’s eating the world alive, it didn’t just appear out of nowhere. It wasn’t an accident.

You have to understand, this “woke” shit, it isn’t a political idea. It’s not a new philosophy. Christ, that would be too honest. No. Wokeism is a virus. It’s a

You look at this thing. “What I find ironic is that this idea of ” essentially came from a place of toxic femininity.” Christ. That’s not just ironic; it’s the

You look around this country, this beautiful, sprawling, and completely fucked-up experiment, and you see the ghosts. They’re everywhere. Shuffling down the sidewalks of our quiet, respectable, and completely dying

You saw it in high school, didn’t you? The first, beautiful, and completely fraudulent lie of the American Dream. The moron kids, sixteen years old, with their one, desperate, and

You have to understand, this isn’t a game of chess anymore. Not the kind the old, respectable, and completely castrated Republicans used to play. No. This is a new game.

After five years, the island had gotten small. Hawaii, that beautiful, green, and completely monotonous paradise, had become a cage. A quiet, respectable, and completely soul-crushing cage with a great

The map has changed. Argentina, that beautiful, chaotic tango of a country, it’s off the table. A man doesn’t run from one burning building just to find himself trapped in